Grindhouse is a flamboyant, wisecracking pain in the ass with indiscernible motives. The son of famed adventurers Crispin and Moritz, he resents his parents' reputation and disparages dungeoneering at every opportunity... all while continuing to make a career in the dungeon himself.

Grindhouse obscures his true feelings behind outrageous humor and rhetorical sleight of hand that amuses some and irritates others. At the very least, his nimbleness and sharp eye for traps make him a valuable, if irritating, addition to any party.