You are climbing up a rocky incline when the ledge begins to shake, rolling under your hooves like joints being stretched. You have in fact stepped on several moss-covered golems. They don’t seem to mean you any harm, but you have awakened them from a restful slumber, and your way forward is above their shoulders. What do you say to these stone giants?

Oh no. The ground is shaking and groaning. What would Archie do? What would Icarus do? Diomedes decides to run as fast as he can and hope he doesn't get flung off. It would make a fun story to retell.